Anne Robinson

Here’s to you Mrs Robinson! The strict nazi bitch presenter of THE WEAKEST LINK, and one time presenter of POINTS OF VIEW, where she used to give me the wink at the end. Her bossy, nasty treatment of guests gets me hard big time! Making sure that I’m guaranteed not to have the weakest wank! Treat me mean Anne, I’ve been a bad boy!!

Carol Smilie

First came to everyone’s attention on WHEEL OF FORTUNE (she spins my wheel big time! And her Scottish accent only adds to her spunctasitc sexiness!!. Now does DREAM HOLIDAY HOME on Channel 5. Once did some very naughty photos in the nude for a men’s magazine, photos of which you can see if you surf around the Internet!! I visit them often!!

Anthea Turner

The number one presenter babe as far as we here at TV Creaming Ourselves, apart from all the others we like of course! She’s presented everything from BLUE PETER to THE LOTTERY. And used to present me with a big stiffy, often! Sadly though she’s not been on telly much in recent years. My wrist suffers from repetitive strain injury because of this woman!

Denise Van Outen

Likes to get them out-on television a greet deal (geddit?) Knows she’s got great baps, wants to share them with us (what a charitable gesture!) Has even flashed her tits to royalty! Yes even the crowned heads of Britain have marvelled at the awesome wonder of her prize jugs (and I’m not taking about her extensive collection of antique china!)