Judy Finnegan

Yeah you’d have to put a bag over her head, I know. But lucky Richard having those dumplings to tuck into every night that’s what I say. Ever since the NATIONAL TELEVISION AWARDS when they received a little more exposure than she’d intended, she’s been wearing low-cut stuff, She knows we want to see them, and we lap it up, (ooh I’d love a good lap!) Bigger than Pammie’s I think (just think about that!)

Philippa Forester

Famous for presenting TOMORROW'S WORLD, a programme all about how things will be in the future. The future didn’t bring great things for Philippa however, as she ended up presenting ROBOT WARS with Craig Charles, and the dog show coverage, CRUFTS! Also likes to wear low cut stuff so we get a good eyeful. Incidentally I accidentally got a good eyeful once, when I was “watching” Philippa standing on my head.  She has a huge fan base. Check out the sites on the Internet. I myself have a large fan base for Philippa, in my pants!

Kate Garraway

Has the best pair of lady pillows on television. Every time I watch her on anything I just want her to whop them out and let me have a look! Presents GMTV, and presents me with an early morning stiffy as watch, putting my hands on the screen where her boobies are!

Jenny Hanley

Ask your dad (or your granddad) how they spunked up over Jenny on 70s children’s magazine programme MAGPIE. (They’ll have a tale or two to tell you, I bet - old people have their uses sometimes!) She was in a few horror films and was a bond girl before MAGPIE, now she’s very rarely seen on television, apart from guesting on COUNTDOWN some years back.

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