Davina McCall

Best known for presenting BIG BROTHER, but is regularly on television presenting one thing or another, usually on ITV. Only causes a slight stirring in the pants for me I’m afraid (I mean, I don’t get a “big brother“, let's just say that!)

Kerry McFadden

The ex atomic kitten star, has done a bit of TV presenting, on such shows as ELIMIDATE and BRITAIN'S SEXIEST, and is now "Queen of the Jungle". Has appeared on LOOSE WOMEN, and my trousers become mysteriously loose every time she’s on. Funny, that! Wish she’d do more presenting; she’s a natural (and her presenting style is natural too!)

Lucy Meacock

Those of you who don’t live in the Granada region are messing out on this blonde-haired goddess! The local evening news would not be the same without gazing in wonder at his golden-haired enchantress! Just the sound of her sexy voice say that some lorry has overturned n the M6 just sends me wild! Cutaways to news items just leaves me wanting them to return to the newsroom so I can carry on gazing at her! She’s presented load of programmes on Granada, including UP FRONT, a discussing programme with that nobend Tony Wilson, and then later on her own with THE LATE DEBATE (or The "Late Masurbate" as I think of it!)

Melinda Messenger

Well she was a topless model before busting forth onto television and presenting FORT BOYARD with that Dirty Den bloke out of EASTENDERS. Shows us s plenty of cleavage, I wouldn’t go on the show though it looks daunting - or maybe it would be worth it to see those globes up close! (Or would security be called if I tried to shove my head down the front of her top? Oh the thought!)

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