Lesley Judd

The only other BLUE PETER babe apart from Anthea. My BLUE PETER badger, always wanted to enter her BLUE PETER burrow! Never made it to the lad’s mags, which is probably due to the fact that they weren’t around then, and never did page three, much to my dismay (she ever got her Judds out!) Much better than Valerie Singleton (always playing with her pussy) and Yvette Fielding.

Ulrika Johnson

Ulrika is Swedish (and you know what they say about the Swedish!) She’s presented tons of shows, usually for the BBC, including THE LOTTERY, and is a regular on SHOOTING STARS. I shoot something every time I see the Swedish sex bomb (and it’s not stars!)

Lorraine Kelly

Mornings were never better then when you shared them with the lovely Lorraine, who’s’ baps have always been the subject of much compulsive viewing! Each morning she never disappoints, never known to never show ample cleavage in a morning on her show, LKTV (I finally know the real meaning of morning glory - I have one every morning watching Lorraine!) Sometimes presents THIS MORNING, when Fern Britton’s baps have a week off!

Nigella Lawson

Fanny Cradock eat your heart out! Or should that be - Nigella Lawson I want to eat your fanny out?! Mmm, what a tasty meal! The cookery programme presenter and "domestic goddess" that makes food sexy! Her rhubarb pie is apparently the most delicious thing you can put to your lips (apart from ... - see above!) I want to put something in her oven!

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